The Zoo Job
Posted by samiplus on July 7th, 2009
Did you hear about the man who was looking for a job overseas?
He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.
Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to [...]
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WHO DO YOU TELL YOUR SECRETS?
Posted by samiplus on July 7th, 2009
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed it’s so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them.
Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks, one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others.
He said: “guys its rare to [...]
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Deze Igbo People Sef!
Posted by samiplus on June 14th, 2009
A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present.
The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him:
Driver, go to my house, [...]
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The Real Go’damn Church
Posted by samiplus on June 14th, 2009
A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, ‘I would like to join this damn church.’
The astonished woman replies, ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?’
‘Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this ga’damn church!’
‘I’m very sorry sir, but [...]
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Little Zach and the Plus Sign
Posted by samiplus on June 5th, 2009
Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centre. In short, everything they could think of to help his maths.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home [...]
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Hummer Or Starlet!
Posted by samiplus on June 5th, 2009
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, “Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your Garage door?”
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit [...]
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Alert! Work Virus
Posted by samiplus on May 13th, 2009
Hello People,
The Federal Ministry of Health and the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a joint medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called WearyOverload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or [...]
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Bible Interpretation: the OC Style!
Posted by samiplus on May 12th, 2009
On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ’something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the ’stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the [...]
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